Toupee or not Toupee?

My Wife can spot a toupee
At fifty feet or more.
She clocks a Baldy with a wig
Before he’s through the door.
That careful way of walking,
That subtle colour change,
That slightly plastic parting
That took hours to arrange.
I have no way of knowing
If she always gets it right:
To ask a bloke “Is that a wig?”
Could land me in a fight;
And if a really good one
Looks just like proper hair,
The owner isn’t going to shout
“You can’t spot this, so there!”


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